Lil Boochie World 2.0
(Performed in the style of Lil Uzi Vert)
INTRO
Sound of radio dialing, static
Velveteen:
This is WVLVTN, Velveteen radio! Stay tuned for more Velveteen!
(Insert Lil Boochie radio ad)
Jack: There's nothing creepy and unwholesome about me at all that makes people think there's something creepy and unwholesome about me.
(CUE SOUND FX OF DRY LEAVES BLOWING IN THE WIND)
Robot Velveteen:
You can make a lot of money! And for sure, have lots of travel and excitement!
Cue music bed
VERSE ONE
Robot Velveteen:
An intense fear of abandonment
even going to extreme measures to avoid real or imagined separation or rejection.
Saran:
You know no one wants to see you succeed at this more than I do. But do you really need to have every little thing explained to you?
Lil Boochie:
It's hell for both of you, but it's also Heaven too
When your brain explodes
The voices in your head say please pretty please please say it
Do you want to be a superstar say it
You’re a superstar say it
You're Velandia’s sweetheart say it
You're everything say it
You're everything say it
And you're going to say it
And you know how say it
VERSE TWO
Robot Velveteen:
A pattern of unstable intense relationships, such as idealizing someone one moment ...
Dreamstory, Chapter Three: Unitarian Church
UNITARIAN CHURCH
Barnstable Patriot, May 23, 1968
http://digital.olivesoftware.com/olive/apa/sturgis/sharedview.article.aspx?href=BAR%2F1968%2F05%2F23&id=Ar00400&sk=8FD39EEE&viewMode=image
Speaker for the 11 a.m. service of the Unitarian Church May 26 will be Louis Jacobucci, executive director of MSPCC, who has been chairman of the social concerns committee of the church and is chairman of the prudential committee. Among other activities are membership in Hyannis Rotary; he is also vice president of Cape Cod Community Council and chairman of Community Action Committee of Cape Cod.
"So, look. Miss Andrews."
"Yes."
"You understand this is a very serious charge to bring against anyone."
"Yes."
"Let alone your own brother."
"Yes."
"It never happened."
"Well, actually, it kind of totally did."
"You are deluded."
"Well, that may be, but I would submit that my mental health history is a result of having stuff like that done to me in the first place."
"You lie."
"I don't, actually. In fact, this is the first...
Dreamstory, Chapter One: What Happens At The End
By Velveteen Andrews
"What?!"
"I didn't say anything."
"How can you say such a thing?"
"I'm not going through this again."
"What do you mean?"
"All this -- denial. I'm done. I'm just going to say exactly what happened as I remember it."
"It never happened!"
"The reason I know it happened is that I renember it. I was eight years old. My brother was twelve years old. I was able to recover the date because I remember at some point in the week preceding the event, our father for some reason had told us, I'm going to be speaking at the Unitarian Church this Sunday at 11:00. It did not seem weird to me at the time, because he was always out of the house anyway. Plus all he used to when he was home was harangue me, so good."
"You lie."
"In fact, I remember thinking, it made sense that he would get something going on Sundays, because that was the only time he was ever even around anymore. Weekdays he was working, of course, and weeknights he was always at one of his many, many important community ...
