Lil Boochie World 2.0
(Performed in the style of Lil Uzi Vert)
INTRO
Sound of radio dialing, static
Velveteen:
This is WVLVTN, Velveteen radio! Stay tuned for more Velveteen!
(Insert Lil Boochie radio ad)
Jack: There's nothing creepy and unwholesome about me at all that makes people think there's something creepy and unwholesome about me.
(CUE SOUND FX OF DRY LEAVES BLOWING IN THE WIND)
Robot Velveteen:
You can make a lot of money! And for sure, have lots of travel and excitement!
Cue music bed
VERSE ONE
Robot Velveteen:
An intense fear of abandonment
even going to extreme measures to avoid real or imagined separation or rejection.
Saran:
You know no one wants to see you succeed at this more than I do. But do you really need to have every little thing explained to you?
Lil Boochie:
It's hell for both of you, but it's also Heaven too
When your brain explodes
The voices in your head say please pretty please please say it
Do you want to be a superstar say it
You’re a superstar say it
You're Velandia’s sweetheart say it
You're everything say it
You're everything say it
And you're going to say it
And you know how say it
VERSE TWO
Robot Velveteen:
A pattern of unstable intense relationships, such as idealizing someone one moment ...
It Never Happened (A Memoir In Meme Form)
= CHAPTER ONE: "TEN YEARS AGO THIS VERY DAY"
"It was pretty much exactly ten years ago this very day -- "
“ . . . It never happened."
"Yes, it did. That was the day that my brother met me for lunch at a casual dining seafood restaurant in Wareham, Massachusetts."
"You are deluded."
"The reason I remember it so well is that -- "
"You lie."
"He played one of his l favorite funny, funny jokes on me. Which was to arrange a meeting and then totally stand me up. Which was super super funny. And then he would completely deny it. The first time he ever did this was in 1979. In Harvard Square."
"You fantasize."
"And I believe that this lunch we had together was the first initial swirl, in what was to be my final -- I was circling the drain. For the last time. I was a horrible person! I was the worst type of person a person could be. Also, I was completely out of my mind. My whole entire life up to this point had been just ...
It Never Happened (A Memoir In Meme Form)
= CHAPTER ONE: "TEN YEARS AGO THIS VERY DAY"
"It was pretty much exactly ten years ago this very day -- "
“ . . . It never happened."
"Yes, it did. That was the day that my brother met me for lunch at a casual dining seafood restaurant in Wareham, Massachusetts."
"You are deluded."
"The reason I remember it so well is that -- "
"You lie."
"He played one of his l favorite funny, funny jokes on me. Which was to arrange a meeting and then totally stand me up. Which was super super funny. And then he would completely deny it. The first time he ever did this was in 1979. In Harvard Square."
"You fantasize."
"And I believe that this lunch we had together was the first initial swirl, in what was to be my final -- I was circling the drain. For the last time. I was a horrible person! I was the worst type of person a person could be. Also, I was completely out of my mind. My whole entire life up to this point had been just one long, endless series of psychotic breaks, one after the other, for f -- "
"You are ...
So It Was Pretty Much Exactly Ten Years Ago This Very Day: A Short Story
“ . . . It never happened."
"Yes, it did. That was the day that my sister met me for lunch at a casual dining seafood restaurant in Wareham, Massachusetts."
"You are deluded."
"The reason I remember it so well is that -- "
"You lie."
"She played one of her l favorite funny tricks on me. Which was to arrange a meeting and then totally stand me up. Which was super super funny. And the she would completely deny it. The first time she ever did this was in 1979. In Harvard Square."
"You fantasize."
"And I believe that this lunch we had together was the first initial swirl, in what was to be my final -- I was circling the drain. For the last time. I was a horrible person! I was the worst type of person a person could be. Also, I was completely out of my mind. My whole entire life up to this point had been just one long, endless series of psychotic breaks, one after the other, for f -- "
"You are manipulative. What is it you really want?"
"And ...
