"A large hot dog"
Quadrangle Receives Beauty Treatment
By David Lyon
The Register, Thursday, April 12, 1973
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Beautification of the quadrangle?
Yes!
The half of an old yellow Volkswagen placed on the inside wall of the quadrangle is part of an art project to liven up the looks of the school.
The Volkswagen is Ron Ricci's project.
He is also making a model man which will appear to be working on the car.
In addition a brick wall will be constructed somewhere near the car to give it a garage effect.
This form of art is known as an "assem blage".
An assemblage is a composition using many different materials.
There are also going to be other interestinf displays of art.
One unusual composition when completed, will be a large hot dog.
It will be made out of Paris Craft.
The idea of the hot dog, which
Mark Jacobucci is constructing, came from a Claes Oldenburg creation of a "floorburger".
Oldenburg created this giant hamburger, which is six feet in diameter, three feet tall, and has a pickle on top, for a pop art movement in the ; early UtfO's.
The hot dog will be displayed in the quadrangle.
Omej^^displays which are being made are: al large black box with hands pointing in all directions designed by
Sue Kelleber and
Linda Carroll; a girl in a seat, looking very lifelike, done by
Teri Chase and
Beth Wannie, and a half figure girl, from waist up, by
Karen Dunne.
"What?!"
"I didn't say anything."
"How can you say such a thing?"
"I'm not going through this again."
"What do you mean?"
"All this -- denial. I'm done. I'm just going to say exactly what happened as I remember it."
"It never happened!"
"The reason I know it happened is that I renember it. I was eight years old. My brother was twelve years old. I was able to recover the date because I remember at some point in the week preceding the event, our father for some reason had told us, I'm going to be speaking at the Unitarian Church this Sunday at 11:00. It did not seem weird to me at the time, because he was always out of the house anyway. Plus all he used to when he was home was harangue me, so good."
"You lie."
"In fact, I remember thinking, it made sense that he would get something going on Sundays, because that was the only time he was ever even around anymore. Weekdays he was working, of course, and weeknights he was always at one of his many, many important community activities."
"You are delusional."
"Then, I found this article, and it all ...
"I have a thesis. My thesis is: In any woman's life, having children would have to be the most significant event. So, in my mother's story -- "
"Her family wasn't really any different from any of the other families."
"Yes."
"In what way?"
"She and her husband were both very active in community affairs. Both her children went to school."
"What else?"
"They were both boys?"
"Anything else?"
"No. That's it."
"So you said, that one way in which your mother's family wasn't really any different from any of the other families, was that she and her husband were both very active in community affairs. Can you tell me a little more about that?"
"Oh, sure. There was always something going on. Cub Scouts, she was like Den Mother of her older son's Cub Scout Pack. Pack 54. Plus the Comedy Club. Plus I'm pretty sure, she was involved in the kindergarten. She and her husband both. And politics. It was the Sixties."
"Just normal 60's Mom stuff."
"In any case, it's time to forget the past."
A Gift-Wrapped Copy of Penthouse Magazine
"My mother was not happy when family friends gave this to her husband as a birthday gift."
"In what way?"
"She walked out."
"Out of the party?"
"Yes."
"Where did she go?"
"She and her son walked down to the harbor to watch the fireworks. As they walked, her son said to her: I don't watch pornography. I don't even have a pornograph."
"Which . . . "
"Which is a totally normal thing to say."
"In a totally normal situation."
"Yes. She then said, Yes, that's old hat to you."
"Meaning . . . "
"Meaning nothing. It was just a random comment, that just happened to come up all by itself during the course of a totally normal conversation. For no reason. No reason at all."
"Good. Then what happened?"
"Nothing. Just normal stuff."
"So there were no consequences for anyone involved."
"Nobody was affected in any way. Ever."
"Well, It never happened. You're deluded. You lie."
"Yes. And in any case, it's time to forget the past and move on."
