"How to Cheat On Your Income Tax"
UNITARIAN ACTIVITIES
Barnstable Patriot, April 06, 1967
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Tomorrow, April 7, starting at noon there will be a food sale in the parish hall with the Misses Alice Peak and Dorris Weber as co-chairmen, assisted by M V s. Charles Helsler and Miss Hazel C. Young.
New members of the Unitarian Church welcomed last Sunday were
Mr. and Mrs. Clifford R. Bragdon,
Mr. and Mrs. Otis E. Johnson,
Mrs. Gerald B. Marsh,
Mrs. John W. Root, all of South Yarmouth,
Mrs. Sally G. Kendall of Hyannis,
Mrs. Barbara A. King of Hyannis Park,
Mrs. Harriet Cameron of Osterville,
Miss Herta Strong of Yarmouth Port,
Mr. and Mrs. John A. Coe of Forestdale.
All new members were entertained at a social hour following fhe service and later at a buffet supper at the parsonage.
John G. Even, a native of Pennsylvania and recent graduate of Harvard Divinity School, will be the guest preacher Sunday. April 9, at the 11 a.m. service.
He has chosen as his sermon title How to Cheat On Your Income Tax.
Mr. Even is a graduate of Swarthmore College and Harvard and was formerly associated with Methodist, Presbyterian and Friends churches.
About 30 Unlteens and their will be baptized by Rev. Paul at the parish hall last Saturday evening.
It Never Happened (A Memoir In Meme Form)
= CHAPTER ONE: "TEN YEARS AGO THIS VERY DAY"
"It was pretty much exactly ten years ago this very day -- "
“ . . . It never happened."
"Yes, it did. That was the day that my brother met me for lunch at a casual dining seafood restaurant in Wareham, Massachusetts."
"You are deluded."
"The reason I remember it so well is that -- "
"You lie."
"He played one of his l favorite funny, funny jokes on me. Which was to arrange a meeting and then totally stand me up. Which was super super funny. And then he would completely deny it. The first time he ever did this was in 1979. In Harvard Square."
"You fantasize."
"And I believe that this lunch we had together was the first initial swirl, in what was to be my final -- I was circling the drain. For the last time. I was a horrible person! I was the worst type of person a person could be. Also, I was completely out of my mind. My whole entire life up to this point had been just ...
It Never Happened (A Memoir In Meme Form)
= CHAPTER ONE: "TEN YEARS AGO THIS VERY DAY"
"It was pretty much exactly ten years ago this very day -- "
“ . . . It never happened."
"Yes, it did. That was the day that my brother met me for lunch at a casual dining seafood restaurant in Wareham, Massachusetts."
"You are deluded."
"The reason I remember it so well is that -- "
"You lie."
"He played one of his l favorite funny, funny jokes on me. Which was to arrange a meeting and then totally stand me up. Which was super super funny. And then he would completely deny it. The first time he ever did this was in 1979. In Harvard Square."
"You fantasize."
"And I believe that this lunch we had together was the first initial swirl, in what was to be my final -- I was circling the drain. For the last time. I was a horrible person! I was the worst type of person a person could be. Also, I was completely out of my mind. My whole entire life up to this point had been just one long, endless series of psychotic breaks, one after the other, for f -- "
"You are ...
So It Was Pretty Much Exactly Ten Years Ago This Very Day: A Short Story
“ . . . It never happened."
"Yes, it did. That was the day that my sister met me for lunch at a casual dining seafood restaurant in Wareham, Massachusetts."
"You are deluded."
"The reason I remember it so well is that -- "
"You lie."
"She played one of her l favorite funny tricks on me. Which was to arrange a meeting and then totally stand me up. Which was super super funny. And the she would completely deny it. The first time she ever did this was in 1979. In Harvard Square."
"You fantasize."
"And I believe that this lunch we had together was the first initial swirl, in what was to be my final -- I was circling the drain. For the last time. I was a horrible person! I was the worst type of person a person could be. Also, I was completely out of my mind. My whole entire life up to this point had been just one long, endless series of psychotic breaks, one after the other, for f -- "
"You are manipulative. What is it you really want?"
"And ...
