Christian Velveteen: The Real Short Fiction Collection
"Chapter Two: Meet Angel Hair Bernardi!"
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Angel Hair Bernardi, consigliere of one of The Four Families of Boochopolis, was a ruthless, brutal old school Italian gangster. And a horse. He owned Fine Dining Establishment, one of the leading restaurants in Boochopolis.
He was very vain about his long, thick flowing blond Mane and tail. A cross between American singer-songwriter Gregg AllMan, and Silvio Dante from the American drama series The Sopranos, he was dressed in a cream colored two-button jacket with a wide shouldered fit and leather lapels, sovereign rings, a mad checkerboard print shirt, a gold cross pendant paired with gold bracelets, and a watch.
Angel Hair (or Ainge, as Lil Boochie called him) was a Neapolitan Horse, and therefore one of the greatest natural born thieves unhung, out of the mouths of whom a word can't be believed. He was, as well, a lazy rascal and cowardly beggar.
His head was proud and square, his forehead broad, his eyes large, his profile straight becoming convex over his nose, his nostrils flattened, his ears small. His neck was muscular, long and elegantly curved.
He always enjoyed his little visits with the animes. Whenever they came in for their signature order, oysters and Chicken fingers, he made a point of stopping by their favorite booth, Booth 36.