"Table Of Contents"
Christian Velveteen: The Real Short Fiction Collection
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Preamble - Page 15
Meet Vel And Sar - Page 16
Meet Angel Hair Bernardi - Page 23
Saran's Memory - Page 25
An Awkward Conversation - Page 27
Subtext -- Of Horror! - Page 30
Velveteen’s Return - Page 36
Mommy Kitty (Dee Dee) Treats Velveteen and Saran Comforts Velveteen - Page 37
Part One: Mommy Kitty (Dee Dee) Treats Velveteen
Part Two: Saran Comforts Vel
Meet Jack - Page 43
Velveteen’s PerforMance Review - Page 55
Velveteen’s Room - Page 57
Musthug the Marmot and The Littlest HugaBird Attend the Music Show - Page 60
Velveteen: A Short Story In Twelve Chapters, By: Velveteen - Page 70
Chapter One: Please Keep Up
Chapter Two: The Velveteen Loved Jen
Chapter Three: She Will Never Reveal Her Secrets
Chapter Four: A Little More
Chapter Five: The Dream World (Into Which She Would Have Passed Long Ago, Had She Been Able.)
Chapter Six: Facts, RIP Ohhhhhhhhhhh, O-Bet, Goto and Litty
Chapter Seven: Velveteen's Rules For Dating
Chapter Eight: Velveteen's Rules For Making Out
Chapter Nine: The Good Thing About Not Dying Is You Get To Do Stuff, Like Sing And Listen To Music
Chapter Ten: An Edifying Presentation
Chapter Eleven: She Loved Her Chicken Sandwich Restaurant
Chapter Twelve: So Apparently Her Dreams Were A Thing (File Under: “You're So Used To It You Think It's Normal”)
Meet Elite Black Tiger Super Prawn Faery (Prawn Faery for Short) - Page 85
Velveteen's Letter To Mommy Kitty (Dee Dee) - Page 91
Meet Crab Wren - Page 96
Velveteen’s Ezekiel 25:17 FMK Game and Velveteen’s Zombie Apocalypse Game! - Page 99
Part One: Velveteen’s Ezekiel 25:17 FMK Game!
Part Two: Velveteen’s Zombie Apocalypse Game!
What's The Deal With Val And Sar? - Page 103
Velveteen And The Angels - Page 106
Velveteen and Saran’s Easy Two-Step Process For Recovering Offenders - Page 109
The Four Families of Boochopolis - Page 116
The Booch Group
The Flock
The Backwards Gang
The Grenadine Cartel
The Eleven Principles Of Velveteen - Page 121
General Theme
Anti-
The Poison Touch
The Suicidal Impulse in (My Suicidal Impulse In Using )
Establishing Boundaries
Establishing Identity
Spiritual Redemption Through Revelation And Community
Relationships
Learning To Love And Be Loved In Return
“Crime And Memory” In Retrospect: Mental Illness And Culpability (“Really?” - V.)
Life After : Treatment and Sanctuary
Velveteen: The Real Pop Opera, By: Velveteen - Page 138
INTRO: Por Qué Llorax Blanca Niña (Why Do You Weep, Fair Child?) - Song by Hespèrion XXI and Jordi Savall
Fanfare
Velveteen’s Theme
Velveteen's Anti-**** Pop Song
Don't Come To Me
Party
I'm Velveteen / Velveteen's Dance Party (Velveteen's A Thing)
Chicken Sandwich Restaurant
ENTR'ACTE
Smash Your Computer
Part One: Saran’s Entreaty (Say Say My Playmate)
Part Two: Saran’s Lament
Velveteen's Foot Patrol / If I Could Love
Lil Boochie World 2.0
Little Fluffy Velveteens
Appendix I: Four In One: The Cast of Characters - Page 220
Appendix II: Christian Realism - Page 222
Appendix III: Autobiography Of Velveteen Andreas - Page 223
Alpha Prime's Complete Nervous Breakdown - Page 245
Preface - Page 246
Meet Alpha Prime - Page 247
Meet Lotar, King Of The Insect World - Page 256
Lotar, King Of The Insect World And The Amazing Technicolor Inexpensive ($12.29 - $13.19) Rubie's Costume Company Men's Imported King Dream Robe - Page 259
Lotar, King Of The Insect World’s Imperial Margarine Crown - Page 265
Lotar and Lotara’s Date Night - Page 266
Alpha Prime's Lost HuMan Souls Pot Pie - Page 268
Meet Lil Boochie - Page 273
Lil Boochie’s First Generation Obtained By Crossing A Simple Hybrid With A Third Form - Page 274
Lil Boochie World - Page 277
Meet Jackie_drew - Page 278
Never To Bother Him Again - Page 280
Velveteen And The URL - Page 283
Pumpkin! - Page 290
“Velandia Will Be Mine!” - Page 292
We Cut To A Hotel Room - Page 297
Keno Kat's Graduation Day - 299
This Music Is The Worst - Page 307
Keno Kat's Short Story - Page 308
Hello - Page 314
Hell Comes To Keno Kat - 318
The Savoy Cat - Page 322
Meet Mega Mecha Mot - Page 324
Amazing Factors! - Page 327
Lotar Scrolling Through Alpha Prime's Phone With One Antenna - Page 331
Right About Then - Page 332
“Light Catering” - Page 336
After The Fight - Page 337
Jackie_drew's Hot One Hundred - Page 340
Hello California! - Page 344
The End Of Jackie_drew - Page 349
Epilogue - Page 356
APPENDIX IV: Yahtzee Kat's Stories
BACK COVER ILLUSTRATION / TEXT - Page 357