A Compendium of What the Humans Call "Music"
https://open.spotify.com/playlist/5qMgcJSJKwPvDd14FV39PN?si=h9RvjejrT6uIo-k9p3WMnw
Intergalactalians have hunted, farmed, and scavenged humans for meat since prehistoric times. There are nine different races of humans (from sources across the web):
American Indian or Alaska Native (Venison)
Australoid (Brisket)
African Americans (Beef)
White (Chicken)
Native Hawaiian or Other Pacific Islander (Poultry)
Hispanic and Latino Americans (Embutido)
Melanesian (Turkey)
Aryans (Pork)
Caucasoid (Lamb)
But did you know humans of all races produce sounds?
Both vocal and instrumental?
And did you know, they combine these sounds "in such a way as to produce beauty of form, harmony, and expression of emotion"? (Wikipedia)
I mean, who knew?
They even have a word for these sounds!
They call these sounds "music."
But the most amazing part of all:
The different races of humans actually produce different types of "music"!
I know, right?