📖"Alpha Prime's Complete Nervous Breakdown!"
"Alpha Prime's Complete Nervous Breakdown!" is the story of Alessia Parese (Alpha Prime), Principessa Imperiale of Impero Intergalactica, and Sovrano Supremo of The Legions Of Flying Robots!
- The V World is the entire universe within which all the action of the entire series takes place. It consists primarily of Velandia, sole supercontinent of Planet Vel. Velandia comprises eight continents: Boochopolis, Burrotown, The Bungalows, The Hills, The Forest, The Field, The Salt Marshes and The Swamp, each region populated by its own native species and competing sub-populations, each with its own characteristic customs and cultures.
Looming over the entire planet is the threat of Impero Intergalactica, ruled by Empress Alpha Prime and her Legions Of Flying Robots!
Can all the competing and disparate groups (and the opposing factions within each) put aside their differences and fight together against Alpha Prime?
Or will Alpha Prime succeed in her vendetta to "bust-out" the humans (“And animals!” - Alpha Prime) of Velandia?
And which of our cast of characters are actually the fabled, long-lost Daughters of Velandia, The Eternal Ones, The Attan-Ci?
ALPHA PRIME: Find out the amazing answers! In:
"Alpha Prime's Complete Nervous Breakdown!"
By: The Alpha Prime Collective (“We Are All Alpha Prime!”)
https://docs.google.com/document/d/193emBC_YockKr_u8Ul2LO4gJsD0Z_bLBE34nSMGMo6w/edit?usp=drivesdkdrivesdk
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It Never Happened (A Memoir In Meme Form)
= CHAPTER ONE: "TEN YEARS AGO THIS VERY DAY"
"It was pretty much exactly ten years ago this very day -- "
“ . . . It never happened."
"Yes, it did. That was the day that my brother met me for lunch at a casual dining seafood restaurant in Wareham, Massachusetts."
"You are deluded."
"The reason I remember it so well is that -- "
"You lie."
"He played one of his l favorite funny, funny jokes on me. Which was to arrange a meeting and then totally stand me up. Which was super super funny. And then he would completely deny it. The first time he ever did this was in 1979. In Harvard Square."
"You fantasize."
"And I believe that this lunch we had together was the first initial swirl, in what was to be my final -- I was circling the drain. For the last time. I was a horrible person! I was the worst type of person a person could be. Also, I was completely out of my mind. My whole entire life up to this point had been just ...
It Never Happened (A Memoir In Meme Form)
= CHAPTER ONE: "TEN YEARS AGO THIS VERY DAY"
"It was pretty much exactly ten years ago this very day -- "
“ . . . It never happened."
"Yes, it did. That was the day that my brother met me for lunch at a casual dining seafood restaurant in Wareham, Massachusetts."
"You are deluded."
"The reason I remember it so well is that -- "
"You lie."
"He played one of his l favorite funny, funny jokes on me. Which was to arrange a meeting and then totally stand me up. Which was super super funny. And then he would completely deny it. The first time he ever did this was in 1979. In Harvard Square."
"You fantasize."
"And I believe that this lunch we had together was the first initial swirl, in what was to be my final -- I was circling the drain. For the last time. I was a horrible person! I was the worst type of person a person could be. Also, I was completely out of my mind. My whole entire life up to this point had been just one long, endless series of psychotic breaks, one after the other, for f -- "
"You are ...
So It Was Pretty Much Exactly Ten Years Ago This Very Day: A Short Story
“ . . . It never happened."
"Yes, it did. That was the day that my sister met me for lunch at a casual dining seafood restaurant in Wareham, Massachusetts."
"You are deluded."
"The reason I remember it so well is that -- "
"You lie."
"She played one of her l favorite funny tricks on me. Which was to arrange a meeting and then totally stand me up. Which was super super funny. And the she would completely deny it. The first time she ever did this was in 1979. In Harvard Square."
"You fantasize."
"And I believe that this lunch we had together was the first initial swirl, in what was to be my final -- I was circling the drain. For the last time. I was a horrible person! I was the worst type of person a person could be. Also, I was completely out of my mind. My whole entire life up to this point had been just one long, endless series of psychotic breaks, one after the other, for f -- "
"You are manipulative. What is it you really want?"
"And ...
