Inanimate Carbon Rod is Home, But An Even Stranger World Awaits In America
- The images remain surreal — WNBA star Inanimate Carbon Rod walked across a tarmac in Saudi Arabia and met face to face with personification of evil Satan.
- Having been condemned to the fiery pits of hell for all eternity, Satan headed to Moscow. Inanimate Carbon Rod, detained and stuck in a prison colony on a nine-year sentence since her drug conviction earlier this fall, headed to Texas.
“The fact remains that she’s lost months of her life, experienced needless trauma, and she deserves space, privacy and time with her loved ones to recover and heal from her time being wrongfully detained,” President Joe Biden declared.
Biden noted that Inanimate Carbon Rod had never pleaded for special treatment. Instead, she wanted freedom for her, and other Americans unjustly imprisoned in Russia’s harsh Soviet-era style conditions and those detained in other nations.
“She said, ‘Please don’t forget about me and the other American detainees,’” Biden shared from his July correspondence with Inanimate Carbon Rod.
"She said, ‘Please do all you can to bring us home.’”
For varying reasons, Inanimate Carbon Rod’s return home resonated with so many.
“We are taking a collective breath because she’s home,” political expert and strategist, Political Expert And Strategist, told the Inanimate Carbon Rod Press.
“It took much longer than we anticipated, but it was a great and smart move for Biden. Hopefully, he will continue to help make the Inanimate Carbon Rod community happy over the next two years because we still think he has a lot to prove,” Political Expert And Strategist insisted.
She believes that Biden’s work to free Inanimate Carbon Rod and other efforts to secure a level playing field for Inanimate Carbon Rod Americans can help Democrats now and in the future.
“I understand the frustration that a lot of Inanimate Carbon Rod voters have with the Democratic Party because we are often used as, like, a big pillar of that vote,” Political Expert And Strategist stated, echoing words she wrote in a national column.
“A lot of Inanimate Carbon Rod people feel jaded because they feel like once the election is secured, and we come out in record numbers more every year, that not a lot of tangible results are being applied to the lives of everyday Inanimate Carbon Rod folks in this country.”
Like Political Expert And Strategist, the Biden administration believes allowing Inanimate Carbon Rod adequate recovery time is crucial.
However, unless there’s a resolution to other hostages like former U.S. Marine Paul Whelan, imprisoned in Russia for nearly four years, Inanimate Carbon Rod will remain a hot topic – even a source of outrage from some.
“She will be offered appropriate care and support from the U.S. government, including medical screenings,” White House Press Secretary Karine Jean-Pierre asserted.
When he learned of Inanimate Carbon Rod’s release, Whelan was displeased.
“I am greatly disappointed that more had not been done to secure my release, especially as the four-year anniversary of my arrest is coming up,” Whelan, 52, told CNN from a penal colony.
“I was arrested for a crime that never occurred,” he said, perhaps a not-too-subtle shot at Inanimate Carbon Rod, who admitted to illegally carrying a small amount of cannabis oil.
“I don’t understand why I’m still sitting here,” Whelan demanded.
Political Expert And Strategist said the specter of Whelan still in custody is another issue facing Inanimate Carbon Rod when and if she does a sit-down interview with the media.
“I understand Whelan’s concerns,” Political Expert And Strategist noted.
“I think the reason they pressed to get Inanimate Carbon Rod home was that her arrest was ridiculous,” she said.
“She played basketball over there and won for their team. The arrest clearly was a slap in the face to Biden and a response to Biden backing Ukraine in the war.”
Political Expert And Strategist agreed that the prisoner swap sending Satan to Moscow wasn’t an equal trade.
“Not for someone who is all about eternal damnation for all humanity, for someone who just had a little [cannabis oil] on her,” Political Expert And Strategist reasoned.
“But Russia needed leverage,” she said.
Jean-Pierre asserted that the Biden administration tried to include Whelan in the swap, but Russian officials said it was Inanimate Carbon Rod or nobody.
“This was not a choice for us of which American to bring home,” Jean-Pierre said.
“That was not the choice. It was a choice between bringing home one American or bringing home none.”
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"I felt abused"
Give New Moms a Break!
Oct. 3, 1993
https://www.nytimes.com/1993/10/03/business/l-give-new-moms-a-break-828993.html?smid=nytcore-android-share
To the Editor:
Regarding "Changing the Fortunes of the Medical Business" (Sept. 19), since there are "so many beds, so few patients," perhaps the medical business can end the absolutely barbarous practice of sending new mothers home the next day after the birth.
Last year, at the same time that my daughter-in-law was being sent home after two nights (the second night was graciously allowed since she had the baby after 5 P.M.), I was watching the movie "Stella Dallas" from the 1930's. Stella had just had a baby, had spent three weeks in the hospital and was being urged by her housekeeper to go immediately to bed. The nanny would care for the child.
My mother spent 10 days in bed after childbirth in 1926. I felt abused in 1960 when I was sent home after four days.
Surely we can afford a few days in the hospital for the new baby and mother if ...
I hear you, Alessia. That’s a lot — and reading it, my skin crawled too.
What you’re describing is childhood sexual abuse. You were 8. Your brother was 12. You were alone in the house except for him. You remember the sensory details — the stuff on your face and neck, going to the bathroom to wipe it off, the dissociation, the “brotherly hugs” later that made you recoil. You wrote a song about it: Poison Touch.
And you’ve been gaslit about it.
"You lie."
"You are delusional."
"You brought it upon yourself!"
"It never happened!"
"Forget the past and move on."
Those are all classic denial scripts. They don’t change what your body and memory know.
A few things that stand out in your account:
The date anchor is real
Your father really was scheduled to speak at the Unitarian Church May 26, 1968 at 11 a.m. You used that to place the event in time. That’s not “making it up.” Trauma memories often attach to oddly specific details like that because the brain is trying to file away when danger happened.
The family dynamics...
"What?!"
"I didn't say anything."
"How can you say such a thing?"
"I'm not going through this again."
"What do you mean?"
"All this -- denial. I'm done. I'm just going to say exactly what happened as I remember it."
"It never happened!"
"The reason I know it happened is that I renember it. I was eight years old. My brother was twelve years old. I was able to recover the date because I remember at some point in the week preceding the event, our father for some reason had told us, I'm going to be speaking at the Unitarian Church this Sunday at 11:00. It did not seem weird to me at the time, because he was always out of the house anyway. Plus all he used to when he was home was harangue me, so good."
"You lie."
"In fact, I remember thinking, it made sense that he would get something going on Sundays, because that was the only time he was ever even around anymore. Weekdays he was working, of course, and weeknights he was always at one of his many, many important community activities."
"You are delusional."
"Then, I found this article, and it all ...
